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The new is once killed a man and fled to Canada.

June 30, 2009 by trevrockthegr8

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I don't know, I'm high.

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The new is having the last word.

July 6, 2009 by trevrockthegr8

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that is, until some dumbass logs onto facebook and won't stop typing shit.

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The new is leaving your windows open at night with a fan on.

June 1, 2009 by tylerc217

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Run the air conditioning during the day and then open your windows about an hour after the sun goes down and turn off your a/c.

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The new is begging for it.

July 8, 2009 by mellow

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Come on...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

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The new is jacking off to porno subgenres that you couldn't even bear to watch ten years ago

June 30, 2009 by mellow

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Really, it's come down to this now? I used to hate straight up guy-on-girl because one cock was one too many.

Now it's all about the triple penetration.

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The new is doing what you said you were gonna do.

August 20, 2009 by TylerCox

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Seriously, am I going to have to do everything myself because you losers all wanna sleep in? Fuck you! At least I do what I say I'm gonna do.

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The new is movie club, Sunday nights.

July 2, 2009 by TylerCox

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Luke was telling me last night about a movie club. They go to one movie every Sunday. Regardless if the movie will be horrible or not, they go see one movie.

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The new is being proud of things that you, in fact, did not actually accomplish.

July 1, 2009 by mellow

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I'M AN AMERICAN GOSH DARN IT!

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The new is getting away with a 10-star idea because everybody is too lazy to rate my posts.

July 16, 2009 by TylerCox

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I think highly of my thoughts, but are they all really Genius? By not voting, you're saying that it's rated at the right amount.

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The new is Michael Jackson for sainthood.

June 26, 2009 by TylerCox

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I know there's a five year waiting period by the Catholic Church, but I'm certain once that time is up he will be given proper recognition.

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The new is giving my doctor the roaring elbow

June 30, 2009 by mellow

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Sore from doing the breast stroke? Are you out of your fucking mind? I haven't experience pain like this in ages. Not even from lifting weights on a consistent basis.

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The new is not watching hockey.

June 15, 2009 by trevrockthegr8

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Who followed the Stanley Cup? Not me.

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The new is not knowing what you don't know.

July 14, 2009 by TylerCox

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It's true. You don't know what you don't know. In mathematics, it's called the self-identitive property ( xy = xy ). Blue is what blue is.

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The new is Not being a douche bag.

July 26, 2009 by Andy Happ

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Nobody likes a douche bag.

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The new is raspberries in vodka cranberry. Delish.

July 8, 2009 by TylerCox

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mmmmm mmmmmmmm. That IS a tasty drink.

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