The new is: a suggestion box for everyone.

The new is: auditting the Federal Reserve Bank.

The new is: liberty.

The new is: ready to rock and roll!

The new is: Google Wave.

The new is: dumping cable

The new is: being someone else

The new is: not old until it's posted here first.

The new is: being yourself.

The new is: trojan horses need to be quarantined.

The new is: promoting synergy like a boss.

The new is: protesting.

The new is: The United States government staging military coups.

The new is: listening to older Beatles.

The new is: / as a conjunction. Step aside but, and, or this junction has a new function.

The new is: becoming a professional athlete and getting away with everything.

The new is: playing baseball on steroids.

The new is: the switch button at the top of this page.

The new is: Mike & Molly's for last call.

The new is: Not being a douche bag.

The new is: begging for it.

The new is: leaving your windows open at night with a fan on.

The new is: having the last word.

The new is: once killed a man and fled to Canada.

The new is: free stuff.

The new is: using Google as a spell checker.

The new is: having to out-plastic them.

The new is: mirrors are white.

The new is: dying to get out.

The new is: on the tips of your fingers.