The new is: doing what you said you were gonna do.

The new is: being a cheap drunk.

The new is: Not being a douche bag.

The new is: schmucktakular.

The new is: 1600 Congressional Representatives.

The new is: having to out-plastic them.

The new is: changing proper names into verbs, adverbs and adjectives.

The new is: making as much noise as possible when Nancy is next door. WOOOOOOOOOO!

The new is: using Google as a spell checker.

The new is: Ron Paul singles.

The new is: getting away with a 10-star idea because everybody is too lazy to rate my posts.

The new is: witnessing the world change with social networking sites.

The new is: not knowing what you don't know.

The new is: quickly getting over liars.

The new is: back to normal.

The new is: growing your own vegetables

The new is: the switch button at the top of this page.

The new is: begging for it.

The new is: raspberries in vodka cranberry. Delish.

The new is: not old until it's posted here first.

The new is: quoting the Big Lebowski.

The new is: having the last word.

The new is: booing your corrupt politicians.

The new is: free stuff.

The new is: Happy Independence Day (NOT happy 4th of July)!

The new is: no regrets.

The new is: booty shorts

The new is: being someone else

The new is: being yourself.

The new is: movie club, Sunday nights.