not being a hipster.

If you don't know what a hipster is, you've probably seen them before. They all look alike and none of them consider themselves to be hipsters. That's just how cool they are. So, if you are one, you won't admit to it, and then you're cool for not being one. It's a conundrum of coolness.

I am not a hipster. And I prove it by showing my utter disliking of them.