http://usdebtclock.org

It may not exactly be "new." But the newer aspect is that more fat people are wearing them.

You know you had a great night when you come home with an all black Budweiser fitted hat and 2 orange leis around your neck.

**UPDATE**
It was 9 am when I got home.

This will probably revolutionize the internet into exactly what is desired.

Run the air conditioning during the day and then open your windows about an hour after the sun goes down and turn off your a/c.

Come on...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

No explanation needed here, I think it's pretty straight forward.

wtf. yeah, I know you're not gonna read this. But I just had to let everyone know that when you get caught up in a lie, despite being small, you look bad. Real bad.

I think highly of my thoughts, but are they all really Genius? By not voting, you're saying that it's rated at the right amount.

If you haven't figured it out by now, then you are out of the loop. See you at Mike & Molly's at about 1:45 am.

that is, until some dumbass logs onto facebook and won't stop typing shit.

All the entertainment, news media, learning facilities, etc. are here on the internet. The television is controlled by people that want to influence you for their benefit.

Sore from doing the breast stroke? Are you out of your fucking mind? I haven't experience pain like this in ages. Not even from lifting weights on a consistent basis.