Category: innocence lost

Much like making out with your best gal pal on odd days and weekends or rationing out masturbation sessions, boozing it up is even lots more fun when you abstain for a few nights, and quicker too.

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth, it would help.

Come on...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Give it to me...

Every morning I wake up, confused. In a fit of rage I take out a blond, curly wig from the hope chest at the foot of my bed, and I adorn it. I bat my eyes and put on a pair of red leather boots.

Really, it's come down to this now? I used to hate straight up guy-on-girl because one cock was one too many.

Now it's all about the triple penetration.