Category: alcoholism

Much like making out with your best gal pal on odd days and weekends or rationing out masturbation sessions, boozing it up is even lots more fun when you abstain for a few nights, and quicker too.

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth, it would help.