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July 3, 2009 by Leddenheimer

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It may not exactly be "new." But the newer aspect is that more fat people are wearing them. As a chunky monkey myself, I have learned just by looking in the mirror or even by feeling the sheer lack of fabric around my backside, that booty shorts are not for me.

However, despite the obvious "hell no" the mirror is screaming, many women are now walking about with shorts that show years of built up cellulite and stretch marks.

I do not judge chunkier people. However, if you wear booty shorts and everyone else knows that you shouldn't, you should be slapped.

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Mandatory booty shorts for hot!

July 3, 2009 by trevrockthegr8, 35 weeks 6 days ago
Comment id: 52

Booty shorts are for sizes 0-3 and should not be made in XXL. I sure can appreciate booty shorts on the right woman. Yummy. And.. On another note, Tyler should make it so that you may also rate comments. That would be wicked cool.

Ok, that is seriously the 4th

July 3, 2009 by TylerCox, 35 weeks 6 days ago
Comment id: 54

Ok, that is seriously the 4th suggestion I've gotten in the last week. Are you trying to tell me something? It's very hard to socialize and work on this site :)

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.

Oh yea?

July 3, 2009 by Leddenheimer, 35 weeks 6 days ago
Comment id: 57

First of all, I already know how to swim. and second, weren't you the one who said "the new is a suggestion box for everyone?"

So true, so true. I am so

July 3, 2009 by TylerCox, 35 weeks 6 days ago
Comment id: 55

So true, so true. I am so thankful I don't watch Maury Povich anymore. Is he still on? My guess is always the last guy they introduce is the father of the child. That way the viewer has gotten to know the first guests, and they are totally shocked when it turns out to be the last guy introduced.

But, yeah, visible cellulite is sometimes gross. I don't condone hitting people, especially females, but I know what you mean. They need common sense to be absorbed into their mind.

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