Much like making out with your best gal pal on odd days and weekends or rationing out masturbation sessions, boozing it up is even lots more fun when you abstain for a few nights, and quicker too. Everybody be like me.
* please drink responsibly.
** it's okay to get fucked up if you ain't driving far or driving a large truck.
*** but seriously, don't drink and drive.
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really? someone else only
August 14, 2009 by TylerCox, 29 weeks 6 days ago
Comment id: 92
really? someone else only voted awesome? Genius. the only rating worthy enough of being capitalized.
seriously, don't drink and drive. move-in three blocks away and walk.