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Much like making out with your best gal pal on odd days and weekends or rationing out masturbation sessions, boozing it up is even lots more fun when you abstain for a few nights, and quicker too.

Nobody likes a douche bag.

This new compound word is sweeping the globe with tweets from all over. Schmucktakular is expected to become more popular, quicker than fantabulous and awesomerrific.

The best form of respresentation that we have in the US Government is the House of Representatives. It has been occupied by 435 members for the last 100 years.

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth, it would help.

It seems as though Google started the trend, and now it's everywhere. I saw an ad earlier for Bing which tried to pull this off. However, Jimmy Neutron made it official.

Hey hey hey, we gotta quiet down for real. Nancy's next door and she's hahahahahahaha. Hand me those dirty pots and pans in the sink with the Rock Band drumstick.

I've been using Google's instant possible search phrases window as a spell checker. It's kinda useful.

http://www.RonPaulSingles.com is a recently released website that I can't believe I didn't think of.

I think highly of my thoughts, but are they all really Genius? By not voting, you're saying that it's rated at the right amount.

I saw the internet's beginning in about 1993 before browsers were around. IRC and seperate dial-up e-mail (Juno) is the extent of what I used.

It's true. You don't know what you don't know. In mathematics, it's called the self-identitive property ( xy = xy ). Blue is what blue is.

wtf. yeah, I know you're not gonna read this. But I just had to let everyone know that when you get caught up in a lie, despite being small, you look bad. Real bad.